•  Life is too short for bad coffee. ~joe’s addiction

  • No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.  ~Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

  • No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.  ~Henry Ward Beecher

  • A morning without coffee is like sleep.  ~joe’s addiction

  • I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.  ~Flash Rosenberg

  • Way too much coffee.  But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.  ~David Letterman

  • Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.  ~joe’s addiction

  • Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.  ~Star Trek:   Janeway : Voyager

  • Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin!  ~joe’s addiction

  • It is not I who become addicted, it is my body. - Jean Cocteau

  • Deja Brew:  The feeling that you've had this coffee before.  ~joe’s addiction

  • Forever:  Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.  ~joe’s addiction

  • Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.  ~joe’s addiction

  • I like my coffee strong, not lethal!  - Col. Potter : ~M*A*S*H

  • I don't have a problem with caffeine.  I have a problem without caffeine!  ~joe’s addiction

  • Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.  ~Stephanie Piro

  • Everybody should believe in something.  I believe I'll have another coffee.  ~joe’s addiction

  • Grounds for divorce : 

     1453 - Turkish law makes it legal for a woman to divorce her husband if he fails to provide her with her daily coffee quota.

  • I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.  ~T.S. Eliot

  • Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis - a good hot cup of coffee.  ~Alexander King

  • Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water.  ~The Women's Petition Against Coffee, 1674

  • Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.  ~joe’s addiction

  • COFFEE.SYS Not Found:  User startup disabled.  ~joe’s addiction

  • I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm no quitter.  ~joe’s addiction

  • Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.  ~joe’s addiction

  • I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.  ~John Van Druten

  • Ambidextrose:  Able to put sugar in coffee with either hand. ~joe’s addiction

  • Breakfast: a pot of coffee and a straw. ~joe’s addiction

  • Caffeine Binge:  That which is necessary to function normally. ~joe’s addiction

  • Caffeine keeps you up.  I died last week.  Go figure. ~joe’s addiction

  • Coffee makes the world go round, love only populates it! ~joe’s addiction

  • I eat coffee straight from the can. Why dilute it? ~joe’s addiction

  • If you want instant coffee, you'll have to wait! ~joe’s addiction

  •  I'm on a low-fat, high stress diet .... coffee and fingernails. ~joe’s addiction

  •  I'm very efficient at work. I haven't missed a coffee break in 6 yrs. ~joe’s addiction

  • Is there coffee after death? Is there life before coffee? ~joe’s addiction

  • Oops... Mental Note: Get coffee colored shirts. ~joe’s addiction

  • "The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks" ~Sir James Mackintosh

  • Nancy Astor: "If I were your wife, I would put poison in your coffee."
    Sir Winston Churchill: "And if I were your husband, I would drink it."

  • "Coffee is the common man's gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility." ~Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

  • "Strong coffee, much strong coffee, is what awakens me. Coffee gives me warmth, waking, an unusual force and a pain that is not without very great pleasure." ~Napoleon Bonaparte

  • "I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless." ~Napoleon Bonaparte

  • "You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee." ~Cher, in Moonstruck

  • "I never laugh until I've had my coffee." ~Clark Gable

  • "Thank you for your coffee, seignor. I shall miss that when we leave Casablanca." ~Ingrid Bergman

  • "The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword." ~An old Arabic saying.

  • If you'll excuse me a minute, I'm going to have a cup of coffee. ~broadcast from Apollo 11's LEM, "Eagle", to Johnson Space Center, Houston July 20, 1969.

  • Plastic gun. Ingenious. More coffee, please. ~The Phantom

  • "Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat.” ~Johann Sebastian Bach (1685-1750) The Coffee Cantata 

  • "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." ~Abraham Lincoln

  • "A PROCLAMATION FOR THE SUPPRESSION OF COFFEE HOUSES: Whereas it is most apparent that the multitude of Coffee Houses of late years set up and kept within this Kingdom...and the great resort of idle and disaffected persons to them, have produced very evil and dangerous effects; as well for that many tradesmen and others, do herein misspend much of their time, which might and probably would be employed in and about their Lawful Calling and Affairs; but also for that in such houses...divers, false, malitious, and scandalous reports are devised and spread abroad to the Defamation of His Majesty's Government, and to the disturbance of the Peace and Quiet of the Realm; his Majesty hath though it fit and necessary, that the said Coffee Houses be (for the Future) put down and suppressed..." ~King Charles II of England, December 23, 1675 This rule was revoked on January 8, due to widespread citizen protest

  • “In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.” ~Jeff Bezos

  • “I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.” ~Carly Simon